2 – How do my grandchildren always know which hand the treat is in?
3 – Why isn’t the government issuing PSAs concerning the black hole I’m convinced is lurking behind every com- puter monitor where things like pens, keys, glasses and stray socks get lost?
4 – Why am I unable to get up if anything is asleep in my lap, whether that thing weighs 5 oz. or 50 lbs.?
5 – How is it possible that no matter how many people are added to my family, there is always plenty of love for them all?