- Will lose weight and keep it off.
- Will remember to send cards for each of my family and friends’ birthdays and anniversaries.(Because of course, my memory will be getting better, not worse this year.)
- Will eat a salad everyday. (Yuck!)
- Will finish one quilt before I start another. (Hah! Like that’s going to really happen!)
- Will never disagree with my husband.
- Will not lie. (See #5)
- Will lose weight again and keep it off. (Pardon me a moment while I laugh right here!)
- Will share control of the TV remote. (Really?)
- Will never go to bed with dirty dishes in the sink. (Not even a single glass?)
- Will keep all my resolutions all year. (See #6)