“Grand” Things Kids Say

Several years ago, I was standing in the kitchen talking with Gramps and Big Boy, my son. GS #2, who was then about 3yo, was on the floor busily playing with a truck and paying us no heed. I don’t remember the exact gist of the conversation, but I do recall saying to Big Boy, “How many times do I have to tell you?” Without a single second of delay, GS piped up from around our feet, “Thirteen and a half!” That answer has been a standing joke in the family ever since!